somewhere in West Virginia
May 2002
A fair sized group of us were hiking through the woods on a backpacking trip when we came upon smoldering flames in a circle of rocks aside the trail. I asked the women to go on up ahead.
When they were far enough up the trail, we guys formed a ring around the fire, dropped trou and peed the fire out. It was fun, y’know, bonding with the male of my species, but not as much fun as I thought it would be.
The fire went out.